The Unsolved Mystery of Lorem Ipsum

In which I accidentally become the world expert on the placeholder text Lorem Ipsum.

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The mystery is far from solved! If you might have answers, check out my notes below.
Lorem Ipsum video notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16ovZH3SzXRAMXJc1y8wJo67_d7SwIy92HKD39tyLx...